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This section is dedicated to Tasslehoff Bur--well, really, all kenders...and their wonderful talent of "the taunt."  Taunting is--well....I'll just let Margaret Weis explain it.
 
Besides being quite casual in respect to other people's property, kenders have another unendearing characteristic known as the "taunt." All kenders possess this talent to a greater or lesser degree. It is how their diminutive race has managed to thrive and survive in a world of knights and warriors, trolls and hobgoblins. The taunt is the ability to insult an enemy and work him into such a fever pitch of rage that he loses his head and begins fighting wildly and erratically.
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Such insults as "foul knight" and "elven scum" lacked imagination, Tas felt. He decided to show these people exactly how much range and scope for variety were available in the Common language. Tasslehoff's insults were masterpieces of creativity and ingenuity. Unfortunately, they also tended to be extremely personal and occasionally rather crude, delivered with an air of charming innocence.
 
Those two exerpts were..."kendered" from Dragons of Winter Night (Vol. 2 of the Dragonlance Chronicles). This is my collection of Tasslehoff's and every other kender's taunts that I've happen to trip over.

"Is that your nose or a disease?" -Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragons of Winter Night
 
"Can those fleas crawling on your body do tricks?" -Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragons of Winter Night
 
"Was your mother a gully dwarf?" -Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragons of Winter Night
 
"Hey, constable, you know what you could do with that whistle? You could--" -Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragons of Winter Night
 
"MOO!" -Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Unknown

I'm not taking credit for any of this...for those who don't know, Margaret Weis is one of the authors of the core Dragonlance books (and Tracy Hickman is too)...All my kender taunts are "kendered" from books I've read, not from other sites...