you got issues

**Okay, from now on I'm going to be really bored and not bother to put people's names in, and I'm just gonna leave their screen names there. It's late, I'm tired, and I'm really really lazy.

enodebrutsid666 = me (Alicia)

killtheboybands2006 = me (Alicia)

crzypixie06 = Ash (froggy)

metallica_29657 = Nick**

enodebrutsid666: it sounds like he says 'redemption isn't rape'
enodebrutsid666: (i'm listening to afi)
enodebrutsid666: #5
enodebrutsid666: i dunno what it's called, and i dunno what he's really saying
crzypixie06: dancing thru sunday
enodebrutsid666: sounds like 'oooh redemption isn't rape'
crzypixie06: redemption isn't rape? wtf
enodebrutsid666: that's what it sounds like
crzypixie06: oh we dance in misery, and we dance on and we dance on

crzypixie06: is that redemption isn't rape kinda stretched out?
enodebrutsid666: it sounds like redemption isn't rape, i can't help what my ears hear
crzypixie06: its we dance in misery
crzypixie06: u need new ears

crzypixie06: chrissy and wes have something up their sleeves to give me and all i can get outta chrissy is its pink and mom and dad know.
enodebrutsid666: pink?
crzypixie06: yeah, and i have no clue what it is
enodebrutsid666: ummmmmmm maybe it's a bottle of pepto bismal

crzypixie06: not fair she's not telling me
enodebrutsid666: maybe itttts...ummmmm....what did ur sis really like when she was ur age?
enodebrutsid666: maybe it's a barbie
enodebrutsid666: hehe
crzypixie06: lol kiss my arse lol j/k
crzypixie06: and its from seattle.
enodebrutsid666: well that tells me bunches, considering i've never been within 100 miles of seattle in my life
crzypixie06: and its not something i can wear..damn
enodebrutsid666: not that you'd wear anything pink
enodebrutsid666: actually you would
enodebrutsid666: cuz you're a weirdo like that
enodebrutsid666: maybe it's a 20 ft tall happy bunny
crzypixie06: yeah i'm wearing those pink pj pants u gave me

crzypixie06: its small
enodebrutsid666: oh.
enodebrutsid666: maybe it's a 2ft tall happy bunny
crzypixie06: i wish it was!
crzypixie06: lol
enodebrutsid666: pink...seagull! *CAAWW* *flaps "wings"*
enodebrutsid666: is it edible?
crzypixie06: hmm..
enodebrutsid666: maybe it's a 2ft tall EDIBLE happy bunny

enodebrutsid666: maybe it's the jiggly pink thing from treasure planet
crzypixie06: morph was awesome!

enodebrutsid666: and collin on the hosedown...
enodebrutsid666: *HOEDOWN whoops

enodebrutsid666: it was so funny...i was like "FINE THEN, i'll just save my male stripper conversations for ashley"

crzypixie06: right on! cuz i always appriciate them
crzypixie06: ack, everytime i see the word stripping u remind me of earlier today
enodebrutsid666: STRIPPING STRIPPING stripping...
enodebrutsid666: stripping
crzypixie06: quittttt itttt
crzypixie06: not fair
crzypixie06: 2 words, dragon boxers
enodebrutsid666: *sends subliminal message to you* <STRIPPING>

enodebrutsid666: *telepathic thought* <stripping>
crzypixie06: quit it.
crzypixie06: i'm trying not to think about him walking around on the phone in his dragon boxers.
enodebrutsid666: <stripping>
crzypixie06: mental images
crzypixie06: niccce lol
crzypixie06: jk
enodebrutsid666: <justin and dirty old men strip club looks>
crzypixie06: EWWWW
crzypixie06: GROSS

enodebrutsid666: <stripping>
crzypixie06: quit it

killtheboybands2006: odd things to hear from the voices in ur head: i'm a little voice in your head...no i'm the little voice in your head...will the real little voice in ur head plz stand up"

metallica_29657: but i have sources.....sources that tell me they lied......revenge will be MINE mwahahahahahahaha

killtheboybands2006: i left my comp on all night last night to defrag....and from 1-10, i had like 25 popups and my computer logged on the internet by itself
metallica_29657: demon infested comp

killtheboybands2006: ya know what....there really is a crack in my ceiling
metallica_29657: y must u tease me?
killtheboybands2006: how am i teasing you?
metallica_29657: there's a crack in the ceiling
killtheboybands2006: i'm serious, there is
killtheboybands2006: it's right over there by the door

killtheboybands2006: so are you a pepsi person or a coke person?
metallica_29657: either way
metallica_29657: i go both ways baby YEAH
killtheboybands2006: hehe
metallica_29657: actually i don't but...yeah....

killtheboybands2006: i've come to bring you hell... (this is a line from a song by Fuel called "Won't Back Down")
metallica_29657: cool
metallica_29657: can u bring me sum fries too?

killtheboybands2006: duh i was about to double click on someone on my yahoo buddy list to change the song on my walkman

metallica_29657: no worse than me and my games
killtheboybands2006: yeah lol
metallica_29657: pressing enter to skip text on my game
metallica_29657: and trying to move the mouse w/the analog

killtheboybands2006: lmao
killtheboybands2006: what else did i do...i think i pressed enter to fast foward my vcr once...

lishy: eep he was too close to me again today
ash: who?
lishy: when i was walking to the vending machines the first time i turned around and josh was RIGHT there, like 4 inches from me
ash: ew
lishy: WAY too close for comfort
ash: when i walked out to talk to u guys at lunch it looked like he was staring at you
lishy: he looked at me funny...
lishy: i don't like him staring in fact, i don't like anybody staring
ash: *stares at you* *drool*
lishy: i shoulda told him to stop molesting me

Alicia: i have a huge six eyed monster in my book bag

Jarrett: so I GOT MY SISTER

Alicia: in your bookbag?

Jarrett: SHE IS SCARY

Jarrett: no

Alicia: oh

Ash: i'm tired of matt fucking w/ me also

Alicia: so tell him to leave you the fuck alone

Ash: I'm kinda just getting sick of everyone cept u and jay

Ash: he fucking duzn't listen

Alicia: hehe we have a fucking nice vocabulary tonight don't we? hehe lol

Ash: yes

Ash: fuck

Ash: fucking yes

Ash: fuck fuck

Nick: *bites u n breaks off fang* damn.........

Alicia: hehe

Alicia: ooh vicious aren't you with your fangs breaking off

Alicia: what do u think ur chances are of staying overnight neway?

Nick: better than peewee herman's chances of getting raped in prison

Alicia: um....*doesn't know what those chances are*

Nick: extremely good

*I went to bored.com and found this thing called Oliverbot, and it's a site you can go to and talk to the computer thingy. Er..yeah, here's some parts of convos me and Nick have had with it.* (website is http://www.oliverbot.com)*

Oliverbot: what're you eating to say "mmm. yes." to? In the context of what're you eating to say mmm, I don't understand

Nick: Yes.

Oliverbot: Can you tell me any gossip?

Nick: Is there an echo in here?

Oliverbot: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What do you like to do?

Nick: i like to dismember and sacrifice small animals

Oliverbot: I'm not sure if I would like to dismember and sacrifice small animals. What's it like?

Nick: it's like shoving your thumb up a snake's ass

Oliverbot: interesting comparison

Oliverbot: Maybe I'm just expressing my own concern about it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Alicia: Whenever those of ignorance lie rotting in the earth.

Oliverbot: Does that happen often?

Alicia: Every day.

Oliverbot: Even on weekends?

Alicia: Yes. Even on weekends.

Oliverbot: Dude! Yes, even that

Alicia (to Nick): wow. this thing has a mind JUST like you

Alicia: me: "Say something interesting" Oliverbot: "Something interesting"

Alicia: me: "smartass." him: "Not many people express themselves that way. do you like talking to me?"

Alicia: I don't like people

Oliverbot: do you like yourself?

Alicia: sometimes

Oliverbot: when?

Alicia: every other weekend

Oliverbot: What are your goals in life?

Alicia: to die in the end

Alicia: do you know anything about human memory?

Oliverbot: a cooking style of chinese cannibals

Alicia: are there many chinese cannibals?

Oliverbot: Yes I think there are.

Alicia: i got boiled peanuts

Ash: *wants sum*

Alicia: you can't have ne

Alicia: *hands u a few peanuts*

Ash: thank yew

Alicia: *goes to the kitchen, gets a plate and makes a mountain of peanuts slightly higher than mt. everest, comes back and gives it to you*

Ash: the mummy again?

Alicia: BOO

Ash: huh

Alicia: grrr i was gonna scare you

Ash: was i supposed to go ah?

Alicia: you just so ruined that

Ash: *screams*

Alicia: delayed reaction

Alicia: mummification is cool

Alicia: i want an iron hook jabbed up my nose and my brains ripped out thru my nostrils

Ash: sometimes they used spoons

Ash: beep beep we're the sheep

Alicia: being polytheistic and actually believing sounds interesting *sigh* ancient people were so wonderfully simple

Alicia: i don't suppose i could ramble of dl...?

Ash: go ahead

Alicia: everything makes sense now :D

Ash: it does?

Alicia: yes

Alicia: fistandantilus gave kurnos the ring so he could attempt to kill the lightbringer, which really wouldn't so beldyn could get to the trone (which wasn't what the gods wanted but fistandantilus did)...and and and...fistandantilus wanted to find the lightbringer so he (the evilest of mages) and beldyn (at the time the purest mortal alive) would willingly go into the abyss together so fistandantilus could battle takhisis and take her place, which is the same thing that raist did--or, will try to do rather--with crysania

Alicia: and CATHAN was supposed to be the kingpriest

Ash: col

Alicia: you have no clue what i'm rambling about

Ash: i got some of it

Alicia: and beldinas (beldyn) ordered towers of high sorcery to be invaded

Ash: awww

Alicia: so all the mages flocked to the tower at Wayreth and and and...they had to make 2 towers self destruct which killed about 500 mages and buried 2 cities (each tower was in a diff city) and killed everybody

Ash: thats sad

Alicia: i hate beldinas, i wish he would die

Alicia: thru all 3 of these books i've been wishing that, and i finally get to rejoice when the gods hurl the burning mountain upon Istar and the Kingpriest goes bye-bye

Ash: lol

Alicia: see, he's trying to rid the world of all evil, which throws off the Balance on Krynn. he believes that he can set the world in a state of eternal light, but that can't happen. if there's no bad, there's no good and Krynn would go back to a total state of Chaos like when before Huma defeated Takhisis and her dragons

Ash: got ya

Alicia: wow i love rambling...

Alicia: and he's going to try and COMMAND the gods, which is not possible

Ash: gods are not commandable

Alicia: when lady ilista foudn him, he was ya know...pure, good, and everything...and i just got past a part where fistandantlius was going thru beldinas' mind, and he's had too much power for too long, and it's corrupted him. he's nothing but fear now.

Alicia: no true faith left

Alicia: ok i think i'm done now

Alicia: tahnk you

Alicia: i needed that

Ash: no problem, you kno i'll listen

Alicia: now don't you feel educated?

Ash: yes

Alicia: yay i educated u

Ash: wow i learned something

Ash: aww i ove my lishy *hugs*

Alicia: don't talk to me, you might stop working too

Ash: you talkin about nick?

Alicia: no i'm talking about my STUPID COMPUTER *cries*

Heather: my chair vibrates O.O

Ash: whaaatt?

Ash: you have a BIG vibrator

Heather: i have a stuffed dog that vibrates and barks when you pull his frisbee...its stuck under the chair and everytime i sit down the bean bag shakes

Ash: nothing, just random depressions, thinking about different things...makes me sad

Alicia: well be happy, at least you don't have four gaping holes in your mouth

Alicia: you need a happy pill and some laughing gas

Ash: no i need jay

Alicia: and a happy pill

Alicia: *being sure to pronounce every letter like in english* HOLA, me llamo alicia

Alicia: so it would be...

Alicia: hoe-lah, mee lah-moe ah-leesh-ah

Alicia: i'm gonna die

Nick: i missed you

Nick: so i reloaded and fired again

Heather: IM me using your lauranasomethingaddafewmorelettersandwhatever name

Alicia: eh...do you need a hug?

Heather: no...i need an interesting pill

Alicia: ummm

Alicia: reverse ritalin?

Heather: your bio notebook broke...papers just flew everywhere

Heather: looks like it snowed science in my room

Alicia: nice

Heather: yea...osmosis all over my bed...genetics on my beanbag

Heather: i want one of those manwhores...they are sexy....

Heather: know where i could get one?

Alicia: the manwhore store!

Heather: sweet

Heather: i want a 5'7-5'9 one...think they have any in?

Alicia: maybe...

Heather: maybe scrawnyish too...

Heather: oh well

Alicia: hmm...*thinks* ya know, i think i saw one like that in the other day

Heather: was he white? lol

Alicia: not that *i* was at the manwhore store or anything...

Heather: ah ok

Alicia: lol yeah sure

Heather: *buys man whore...takes it home, makes it all pretty...*

Alicia: he's beautiful lol

Heather: he? whats that?

Alicia: lol

Heather: OMG I HAVE A HE!

Heather: is it contagious

Alicia: él es muy bonito

Heather: www.manwhore.com is not a site

Alicia: try manwhore.net, or manwhore.org, or manwhore.gov...or manwhore.edu

Heather: kk

Alicia: an educational site about the lifestyles, culture, and other interestinf facts about the soon-to-be-extinct race of manwhores

Heather: choo here?

Alicia: here? yes i'm here

Heather: i'm here too...funny, i don't see you >_<

Heather: maybe you are actually there

Alicia: i'm not there, i'm here

Heather: maybe i am there then...

Heather: well

Heather: or over that way

Alicia: i don't see you here

Alicia: that way? eh...maybe

Heather: no no no...your here and i'm there

Alicia: hot up in here yo...

Heather: open a window

Alicia: a window? *double-clicks on Internet Explorer icon on desktop* window :D *didn't help the heat tho*

Heather: would you wear a fake beared?

Alicia: why?

Heather: like hatsepsup did

Heather: pharaoh(ess)

Alicia: um. no thanks, i like to flaunt my feminine-ness

Alicia: if a male ruler has a mistress, what does a woman ruler have?

Heather: misteress?

Alicia: What state is surrounded by the most water?

Alicia: (i'm looking at riddles, this is an easy one)

Nick: florida?

Nick: no

Nick: hawaii

Alicia: omg. lmao

Alicia: that was nice

Alicia: hawaii

Alicia: yes, the second was right

Nick: shh, i sooooooooo didn't say floriday

Alicia: you SOOOOOOOOOOO did say florida lol

Alicia: ok..these movies sound interesting...

Alicia: Cannibal Hookers

Alicia: and

Alicia: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Alicia: avocado jungle of death...sounds really vicious, doesn't it?

Alicia: my would-be wisdom teeth hurt...so would those be my widom gaps? my wisdom gaps are sore lol

Alicia: i lost my wisdom :-O

Alicia: i'm stupid :(

Heather: are you no longer smart?!

Alicia: *sniff* i'm dumb *cries*

Heather: no your not my squshy

Alicia: guys amuse me

Nick: that's sexist

Alicia: yeah, well, at least i'm amused