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Some slipups my friends and I have caught in various movies...

*The Lion King

  • Before the stampede, Simba was taken to a rock by a tree to wait for a "surprise" from his father. When the wildabeasts started stampeding, he coulda just climbed up that tree! *rollz eyes* But I guess when you're being stomped by stupid mammals, you don't think of the obvious.
  • If anybody else is curious about what Rafiki is singing before he shows simba his father, he says "asante sana, squash banana". If ANYONE has ANY idea what "asante sana" means, I'd love you to share your knowledge.
  • Normally there's only one male in a pride of lions, right? So ALL those ladies and just only one male... get what I'm sayin'? That means Simba and Nala are brother and sister, basically. Not to mention they have a baby cub lion together...Talk about stayin' in the family...

*Aladdin

  • All those people who were lined along the street watching the prince go to the palace...The kids run in front of him etc, etc and then he goes [to Aladdin] "You were born a street rat, you will die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you," and Aladdin says "I'm not worthless--and I don't have fleas"--where'd all the people go? I don't think ALL those people can scatter that fast...
  • A couple of minutes after that part, when the prince storms out of the palace, you can see a huge hole in the butt of his pants that shows off purdy hearted boxers, but when it shows Rasha [sp?], Rasha has hearted boxers in his mouth...wouldn't that material be purple from the prince's outfit?
  • In the cave of wonders, after Abu touches the forbidden treasure, and he's standing on that rock, and rocks on either side of him are blowing up...It shows the rocks right beside him blow up, then, from a different view, they explode again. It's the almighty magical explode-then-reappear-and-explode-again rocks. Maybe that's why it's called the Cave of Wonders.
  • Genie is trying to find a "mode of transportation" for the newly-created Prince Ali, and one of the things that he turns Abu into is a car. I didn't know they had cars back then!
  • At the end, when Jafar gets turned into a genie by Genie, if the lamp is an "itty bitty living space" for just Genie, imagine how it is with Jafar AND Iago.

(Note: I know much thought shouldn't be put into Disney movies like this, but hey, what ELSE am i supposed to do in my free time?)

*Jurassic Park

  • Whenever they're all in the theatre thingy near the beginning of the movie, and they want to see the unfertilized eggs, it takes Ellie, Alan, AND Ian to lift up the bars on their laps, but it only takes John Hammond to lift up the bars on his row. Three semi-young people weaker than an old man? I don't think so... [No offense to anyone.]
  • I hardly think a couple of kids holding up a very large piece of glass with just their hands and feet can keep a huge t-rex from eating them. [But it sure worked for Lex and Timmy, didn't it?]
  • Whenever Alan [Dr. Grant] was getting Timmy out of the car that was stuck in the tree...when the car started to fall, all they had to do was simply climb over to the opposite side of the tree, let the car fall, then take their time climbing down. -OR- After they got on the ground, instead of running forward so they'd be back in the car, they could've ran to the side to avoid the car falling on them at all.
  • Does the "flocking" away from the t-rex remind anyone else of the stampede in the lion king?
  • How did Ellie know to pump the charger handle four times? Why four? Why not three? Or maybe six? Dr. Hammond didn't SAY to pump it four times, he just said she had to pump it.

*Children of the Corn

  • Does anyone know what the waitress put in the coffee to make all those people choke and freak out before they got killed?
  • When Isaac was telling the kids about the dream he had about he who walks behind the rows, you can hear a baby crying, but you can't see it.
  • Whenever Burt and Vicki are driving through the cornfield before they get to Gatlin, the music that's playing sounds like music off of The Lost Boys.
  • At the end of the first movie, whenever Burt and Malachi are "fighting"...If that's what you could call what they were doing. Anywayz, when Burt seems to be punching Malachi, you can hear what it would sound like on the impact, but if you notice...Burt's hands are going nowhere near Malachi's face.
  • Did you notice that in ANY of the Children of the Corn movies, everytime someone in or near Gatlin turns on the radio, it's that supid radio preacher or some dumb religious thing?

*The Princess Bridge

  • In the fire swamp, the first time the fire shot up, Buttercup wasn't even close to the fire, but her dress still had flames on it.

*Clueless

  • When Cher's taking her driver's test, she runs into another [parked] vehicle and knocks her mirror off of the passenger side of the jeep. Well when the driver dude giving the test tells her to stop, it shows a front view of the jeep [while they switch places] and both mirrors are very much intact on both sides. [Nick]

One more final thing that can't go under the sub heading of any movie...Have you ever noticed if a person in a movie says they are a great judge of character, they always have a villian or a bad person working for them? Like in Aladdin, the Sultan says he's a great judge of character and Jafar is working for him, and John Hammond in Jurassic Park says he can tell instantly about a person and he has that fat guy workin for him that steals the embryo. But then he gets killed so.... yeah.

Any slipups......e-mail me.