"Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit."

 

"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."

 

"Practical politics consists in ignoring facts."

 

"Liberty cannot be preserved without a general knowledge among the people." -John Adams

 

"Power must never be trusted without a check."

 

"To be human means to feel inferior." -Alfred Adler

 

"Better to die once for all, than live in continual terror." -Aesop

 

"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."

 

"I cannot afford to waste my time making money." -Louis Aggasiz

 

"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph." -Thomas Paine

 

"It ain't over till it's over." -Yogi Berra

 

"A lie hides the truth. A story tries to find it." -Paula Fox

 

"Some memories are realities that are better than anything that can ever happen to one again." -Willa Cather

 

"I'm always right and everbody else is always wrong! What's there to argue about?!" -Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes

 

"Whatever we have dared to think that we dared to also say." -James Russell Lowell

 

"What does theater give us that nothing else cannot so intensely anyway, or so pleasureably? It gives us human beings in three dimensions: bodies that live in front of us, that move, speak, change shape, create tension, or bestow peace." -Margo Jefferson

 

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step." -Lao-Tzu

 

"Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear

To dig the dust enclosed here.

Blessed by the man that spares these stones

and cursed be he that moves my bones." -Shakespeare's epitaph

 

"Throughout the inhabited world, in all times and under every circumstance, the myths of men have flourished; and they have been the living inspiration of whatever else may have appeared out of the activities of the human body and mind." -Joseph Campbell

 

"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life." -Arthur Ashe

 

"If you believe in the power of words, you can bring about physical changes in the universe." -N. Scott Momaday

 

"A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say, it just begins to live that day." -Emily Dickinson

 

"To me, every hour of the light is a miracle, every cubic inch of space is a miracle." -Walt Disney

 

"Think with your body and dance with your mind." -Victor Hernandez Cruz

 

"Each of us inevitable; each of us limitless--each of us with his or her right upon the earth...each of us here as divinely as any is here." -James Russell Lowell

 

"No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted." -Aesop

 

"Adventure is worthwhile in itself." -Amelia Earhart

 

"There has never been a person, throughout all of history, who lived a life of leisure whose name is worth remembering." -Teddy Roosevelt

 

"Don't stay with the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without." -Unknown

 

"Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"All we are is the result of what we have thought." -Buddha

 

"Lives begin to end when we become silent about the things that matter." -Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein

 

"Why should we worry about what others think of us? Do we have more confidence in their opinions than we do in our own?" -Brigham Young

 

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." -Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

"Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, this time more wisely." -Unknown

 

"Great changes may not happen right away, but with effort, even the difficult may become easy." -Bill Blackman

 

"Oh crap, you're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?"

 

"One of us is thinking about sex...Okay, it's me."

 

"Do I seem self-centered or is it just me?"

 

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be ignored."

 

"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole."

 

"I'm in no shape to exercise."

 

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

 

"Sex Ed. instructor--first lesson free."

 

"If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth."

 

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication."

 

"My girlfriend told me to be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends."