"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Twould be a pity to damage yours." -Wesley

 

"You can't hurt me. Wesley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling to ever crawl the earth!" -Buttercup

 

"The king's stinking son fired me. And thanks for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it, why don't you give me a papercut and pour some lemon juice on it--we're CLOSED." -Miracle Max