"Yes! The rum is gone." (Elizabeth) "Why is the rum gone?" (Jack) "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the
most respectable men into complete scoundrels; and two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is
out looking for me--do you even think there's the slightest chance that they WON'T see?" (Elizabeth) "Yes, but why is the
rum gone???" (Jack)
"Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around." -Jack Sparrow
"Not all treasure is gold and silver." -Jack Sparrow
"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have
to look out for, 'cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." -Jack Sparrow
"First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly,
you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call guidelines
than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner." -Captain Barbossa
"You cheated." (Will) "I'm a pirate!" (Jack)
"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." (Norrington)
"But you HAVE heard of me." (Jack)
"You're not allowed on this ship!" (guard) "I'm sorry, it's just such a pretty boat--SHIP." (Jack)
"Bloody PIRATES!" -Ragetti
"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" -Jack Sparrow
"The only rules here are: what a man can do, and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was
a pirate and a good man, or you can't. But whether or not boy, pirate is in your blood so you'll have to square with
that some day...And me, I could let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesie, savvy? So...can
you sail under the command of a pirate...or can't you?" -Jack Sparrow
"Palulay. Palu-li-la-la-lulu. Parlili. Parsnip, parsley, partner, partner..." -Sparrow
"Parley?" -Ragetti
"That's the one! Parley! PARLEY!" -Sparrow
"Parley? Damn to the depths whateer man that thought of 'parley'!" -Pintel
"French. Latin-based, of course. Inventors of mayonnaise." -Sparrow
"I like mayonnaise." -Pintel
"The sname about the French, really, obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it." -Sparrow
"I don't know." -Pintel
"Terrific singers, the French. Eunuchs. All of them." -Sparrow
"That's not right." (pirate)
"I used to date a eunuch." -Pintel
"I'll get me coat." -Sparrow
(That is from the extended version of the 'Parley' scene.)
