"You suck, retard!" (some guy) "I'm not a retard, I'm a very special boy!" (Jim)
"I am a band geek...I just never joined the band." -Jim
"Nadia is going to expect fillet mignion, and all I'm going to be able to give her is...rump roast." -Jim
"Hello? Poison control? I got a problem. I kinda glued myself to umm...myself." -Jim
"To the next step!" (Kevin) "Oh will you shut up with your 'next step' bullshit!" (Jim)
