"I should be able to talk to girls. I'm articulate. Ya know, I got a 720 on my SAT verbal." "Bullshit, there's no way!"
"I kid you not man, listen...copious...verisimilitude..."
"This one time, at band camp..." -Michelle
"Go trig boy! It's your birfday!" -Some dude
"We'll just tell your mom we ate it all." (Jim's dad) "All of it?" (Jim)
*singing* "How sweet it is to be loved by you..." *points at Stifler* (Oz) "Oh my god, you're gay!" (Stifler)
