"A boy sticks his tongue in your both 'cause he wants you to bite it off!" -Beverly's mom

 

"Sometimes you love someone so much you just become numb to it. 'Cause if you really felt how much you love them, it would kill you." -Faye

 

"Pop! You can't negotiate my boobs!" -Beverly

 

"One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is is four or five days that change everything." -Beverly

 

"Nothing happened, I'm still the same. All we were doing was making out. Besides, I just met him and I never go past second base with a guy I just met, which means nothing below the waist--my waist, not his." -Beverly

 

"Marry me, Bev...'cause I'm shit without you." (Ray) "How sweet. A marriage proposal that contains the word 'shit'." (Beverly)

 

"It's 4:00 in the afternoon, and I'm just another angry house wife yelling at my husband on the front lawn. Oh yeah, that's me." -Beverly