"I'm like any modern woman, trying to have it all: a loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek
out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade." -Unknown
"Now I've had it up to HERE. Where is that baby?" (Nanny) "Which part?" (Wednesday)
"Hello children, I'm Polly the puppet, what shall we do today? I know, let's all clean our rooms!" (Nanny w/ puppet)
"Hello Polly, I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul." (Wednesday w/ Satan puppet)
"We're not shy." (Pugsley) "We're contagious." (Wednesday)
"Why are you dressed like somebody died?" (Amanda) "Wait." (Wednesday)
"I'll be the victim!" (Amanda) "All your life." (Wednesday)
"Wednesday is at that time when she only has one thing on her mind." (Morticia) "Oh, boys?" (Mom) "Homicide." (Wednesday)
