"It was a weapon similar to--no, it wasn't. Actually it was--no, it wasn't that either. It was closer to...almost a...rather
it was sort of a--lance, that's it! A lance! And it was quite good against dragons." -Fizban the Fabulous, Dragons of
Autumn Twilight
"I have a really wonderful spell--Fireball. now, if I can just remember how it goes." -Fizban the Fabulous, Dragons
of Spring Dawning
"No, really? I was feeling a bit under the weather this morning, but I had no idea it was as bad as all that. So I'm
dead. Done for. Bought the farm. Kicked the bucket. Was it a nice funeral? Did lots of people come? Was there at twenty-one
gun salute? I always wanted a twenty-one gun salute." -Fizban the Fabulous
"Come along, Solostaran, I'll help. We old men have to stick together. Too bad you're such a damn fool." -Fizban the
Fabulous
"I say, are you sure you saw this Fizban? Isn't he dead? Then he shouldn't be wandering around, scaring people! I'll
have to talk to him. Hey, you!" -Fizban the Fabulous
"Arrest the tree! Obstructing sunlight! That's the charge!" -Fizban the Fabulous
"How should I know? Do I look like a god?" -Fizban the Fabulous
"I go where I choose in this world, and I choose to go with you, Tanis Half-Elven." -Fizban the Fabulous
"First, I will batter your physical form into jelly, but you will not die. Then I will take your mind and reveal it to
the full dark beauty of my domain, madness will not save you, I will not allow it. Then I shall take your love and treat her
to the finest of my--entertainments--while you helplessly watch." -Takhisis
