"Just so long as he walks with me and doesn't try any fireball spells." -Dragons of Summer Flame

 

"Is this something you two do regularly? I've heard married couples do some strange things, but this seems kind of weird--" -Time of the Twins

 

"I have Magnesia. I don't know how you get it, but I think it has something to do with milk." -Dragons of a Fallen Sun

 

"Still, we have to keep trying and hoping. That's what's important--the trying and hoping. Maybe that's most important of all."

 

"Out of my way, you soul-sucking scum! Leave now, lest I unleash the lethal power of my ancestor's tableware! Leave now, lest I use this spoon to scoop out your shadowy innards!"

 

"Old? Me! I don't feel old, inside, I mean. If it wasn't for the occasional annoying pain in my back and my hands and the strong urge to take naps by the fire instead of shouting taunts at minotaur--they get really angry, did you know that? Especially when you go 'mooo' at them. It's amazing how fast an angry minotaur can run when he's chasing you." -Dragons of Summer Flame

 

"Uh, Fizban...your hat's on fire."

 

"I think it likes me. Perhaps I could make it light up--just once. What's the word you say to make the light go on? Shelac? Shirley? Shirleylac?" -Dragons of Summer Flame

 

"I'm not a thief! You know me better than that, Theros. That purse was planted on me--" -Dragons of Winter Night

 

"I don't know you," said Tasslehoff loudly and gave another conspiratorial wink that was guaranteed to get them both hung. "What's your name?" "Shut up," Gerard shot out of the corner of his mouth. "I had a cousin by that name," observed Tas reflectively.

 

"Goodbye. May your pouches never be empty." -Dragons of a Vanished Moon

 

"I'm not afraid of you! I'm awfully glad I got to see something as big and as ugly as you, but now that I've seen you, I really do think it would be best if you went away." -Dragons of Summer Flame

 

"A thing! I'm not a thing! I'm a kender! And as for being undersized, I'd rather be short than look like something that got belched out of Mount Doom!" -Dragons of Summer Flame