[mine]

english phrase: what is up my home cracker?

spanish phrase: cual esta encima de mi galleta casera?

back to english: what is upon my homemade cake?

english phrase: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

spanish phrase: cuanto maderna una madera arrojaria la tirada si una tirada de maderna podria arrojar le madera?

back to english: how much wood a wood would throw the distance if a distance of wood could throw the wood?

(i have so conveniently forgot [or didn't copy the spanish phrase, rather] the spanish part of this. so you'll just have to live wid da 2 english phrases.)

english: don't yell at me like i'm some kind of freak!

back to english: it does not shout in me as i am a certain class of monster!

english: this is the jingle for goldfish, those baked and not fried goldfish, the wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off... the snack the smiles back, goldfish.

back to english: this one is the cascabeleo for goldfish, goldfish cooked to the furnace and not friend those, the healthy mouthful that smiles behind until you bite your heads of... the mouthful that smiles behind, goldfish.

english: what is up my home cracker

translated back through french: what is to the top of my biscuit at the house?

[nick]

english: smack my b*tch up

spanish: smack mi perra para arriba

english: smack my dog for above

english: slap my b*tch up

spanish: de una palmada a mi perra para arriba

english: give a pat to my dog for above

english: who's your daddy

spanish: quien es su papa

english: who is its papa

english: kick his ass

spanish: golpee su asno con el pie

english: strike its ass with the foot

english: kiss my ass

spanish: bese mi asno

english: my ass kisses

english: hail to the king baby

spanish: el granizo al bebe del ray

english: the hail to the baby of the king

english: squeak squeaker squeaking squeak

spanish: chirrido chirriante del squeaker del chirrido

english: chirriante squeak of squeaker of the squeak

english: i call myself the holy one. what's up b*tch?

spanish: me llamo el santo. cual esta encima de perra?

english: i am called santo. which is upon dog?

english: what's up dog?

spanish: cual esta encima de perro?

english: which is upon dog?

english: the day of reckoning is upon us. be fore-warned.

spanish: el dia del computo esta sobre nosotros. delantera-advie'rtase.

english: the day of the calculation is on us. be fore-warned.

english: the day of judgement is upon us.

spanish: el dia del juicio esta sobre nosotros.

english: the day of the judgement is on us.

english: look at the monkeys! dance monkeys! dance!

spanish: mire los monos! baile los monos! danza!

english: watch the monkeys! dance the monkeys! dance!

english: who's gay? ... i'm not

spanish: quien es alegre? .... no soy.

english: who is glad? ... i am not.

english: One, you're like a dream come true. Two, just want to be with you. Three, girl it's plain to see that you're the only one for me and four, repeat steps one through three. Five, make you fall in love with me. If ever I believe my work is done, then I'll start back at one.

spanish: Uno, usted es como un sueno viene verdad. Dos, apenas desean estar con usted. Tres, muchacha es llano ver que usted es el unico para mi y cuatro, repite los pasos uno a tres. Cinco, le hacen caida en amor con mi. Si creo siempre se hace mi trabajo, despues comenzare detras a la una.

english: One, you are as a dream comes truth. Two, as soon as they wish to be with you. Three, girl is level to see that you are only for me and the four, repeats steps one to three. Five, do fall to him in love with me. If I always create becomes my work, later I will begin behind to the one.

english: You don't know how you met me, you don't know why you can't turn around and say good-bye. All you know is when I'm with you, I make you free, and swim throught your veins like a fish in the sea, I'm singing. Follow me, everything is all right. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me. I'm not worried about the ring you wear, because as long as no one knows, then nobody could care. You're feeling guilty, and I'm well aware, but you don't look ashamed, and baby, I'm not scared. I'm singing. Follow me, everything is all right. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me. Won't give you money, I can't give you the sky. You're better off if you don't ask why. I'm not the reason that you go astrayand it will be all right if you don't ask me to stay. Follow me, everything is all right. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me. You don't know how you met me, you don't know why you can't turn around and say good-bye. All you know is when I'm with you, I make you free, and swin through your veins like a fish in the sea, I'm singing. Follow me, everything is all right. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me.

spanish: Usted no sabe usted me satisfizo, usted no sabe porqué usted no puede dar vuelta alrededor y decir adiós. Todo lo que usted sabe es cuando estoy con usted, yo le hace libre, y nada el throught sus venas como un pescado en el mar, estoy cantando. Sígame, todo todo correcto. Seré el que esta' para remeterle adentro en la noche, y si usted desea irse, puedo garantizarle que no encontrará a nadie otro como mí. No me preocupo del anillo que usted usa, porque mientras nadie sabe, después nadie podría cuidar. Usted se está sintiendo culpable, y estoy bien enterado, pero usted no parece avergonzado, y bebé, me no asustan. Estoy cantando. Sígame, todo todo correcto. Seré el que esta' para remeterle adentro en la noche, y si usted desea irse, puedo garantizarle que no encontrará a nadie otro como mí. No le dará el dinero, yo no puede darle el cielo que usted es mejor apagado si usted no pregunta por qué. No soy la razón que usted va astrayand que todo correcto si usted no pide que permanezca. Sígame, todo todo correcto. Seré el que esta' para remeterle adentro en la noche, y si usted desea irse, puedo garantizarle que no encontrará a nadie otro como mí. Usted no sabe usted me satisfizo, usted no sabe porqué usted no puede dar vuelta alrededor y decir adiós. Todo lo que usted sabe es cuando estoy con usted, yo le hace libre, y swin a través de sus venas como un pescado en el mar, estoy cantando. Sígame, todo todo correcto. Seré el que esta' para remeterle adentro en la noche, y si usted desea irse, puedo garantizarle que no encontrará a nadie otro como mí.

english: You do not know you you satisfied me, you do not know because you you cannot give return around and say good bye. Everything what you know you are when I am with you, I it does to him frees, and nothing throught its veins like a fish in the sea, I am singing. Follow me, all all correct one. I will be the one that is for remeter to him inside at night, and if you wish to go away, I can guarantee to him that it will not find to anybody other like me. I do not worry about the ring that you use, because while nobody knows, later nobody could take care of. You one is feeling guilty, and I am found out well, but you do not seem ashamed, and baby, does not scare to me. I am singing. Follow me, all all correct one. I will be the one that is for remeter to him inside at night, and if you wish to go away, I can guarantee to him that it will not find to anybody other like me. It will not give to the money, I to him cannot give the sky him that you better are extinguished if you do not ask why. I am not the reason that you go astray and that all correct one if you do not request that she remains. Follow me, all all correct one. I will be the one that is for remeter to him inside at night, and if you wish to go away, I can guarantee to him that it will not find to anybody other like me. You do not know you you satisfied me, you do not know because you you cannot give return around and say good bye. Everything what you know you are when I am with you, I it does to him frees, and swin through its veins like a fish in the sea, I am singing. Follow me, all all correct one. I will be the one that is for remeter to him inside at night, and if you wish to go away, I can guarantee to him that it will not find to anybody other like me.