*have a nice... TRIP?

okay, this is a nice little story on how i'm really NOT as smart as i think i am... lol. i truely am a blonde. okay, froggy took me to montana with her and her parents on vacation and we went to see her grandma. we went camping up in the mountains and there was this really cool place where you could walk across two streams right beside each other... you got across them on the rocks, so that was extra-cool. well, me and froggy were hangin' out around in that area, and me and my smart self decides: "well, i've walked across these rocks enough in the past two days, i can do this!" so i take off running across the rocks... right before i reached the end of the stream, BOOM. knees scratched up cuz i had holes in my jeans, and about half of me was wet.... it was sooo funny *lmao* there will be a picture to go alone with this soon enough.

*curse the snow

another one of my *brilliant* phases i go through almost everyday... this time, i was in my cuz chanelle's front yard with her friend amy, walkin around in the snow. might i add that it wasn't snowing anymore, so there were lots of patches of ice everywhere. chanelle was inside gettin' some gloves, so me and amy were just walkin around. so i walk up to this tree that's in chanelle's front yard and the branch is weighed down so far, it's level with my nose. so i stand there and look at it for about 30 seconds, and decide... "okay, i'm gonna try and kick this branch" and amy's just sittin' there like "oh god... this is gonna be funny" so i swing my leg up to kick it and BAM. the next thing i know, i'm on the ground. sitting on ice. imagine that! ::cracks up laughing::

*in class, a couple of dayz before school was out, and i had just come back from the guidance office.

"where's my pen? MR. DIVELY! somebody STOLE my pen!" ~me

"what's it look like?" ~dively

"well, it's purple, and it says RSVP" ~me

"look in your back pocket!" ~kim, from the back of the room

i reached into my back pocket and voila! there was my pen.

*manda used to go around school skipping and singing "i'm a fairy princess, i'm a fairy princess..."

*everytime we would go outside for lunch [and i did it when we had a bomb threat and had to stand outside for 2 hours] and everybody would stand [or sit] in a circle, i'd stand up and play duck duck goose :). i also made minor alterations and inserted different words for duck duck goose, but i'm not getting into that right now, isn't that right froggy?

*i go around EVERYWHERE [and i mean everywhere: grocery stores, wal*mart, parking lots, school, band camp, in the shower, at home, at friend's houses, in restraunts] and sing "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" over and over. lots of people clap too... when they're in a good mood and not annoyed wid me.

*my closet is a walk-in closet and whenever i have friends over, instead of kickin me out my room or going across the hall to the bathroom, they always change in my closet. well froggy was changing into her night clothes one night before we went to bed, and the events are as follows: i was on my computer, so my back was facing the closet and she came out and says "i wonder why this thing came down so low [talkin about her tank top]" and i turned around and she pulled the tag out of the front of the tank. smarts! it may not be as funny now, but it was really funny when she did it.

*my g-parents took me and froggy to mcdonald's before a trip to the mall, and there was this dude that worked there by the door, changing the bag in the garbage can... the mcdonald's we went to had a play place thingy on the inside, and you know, you can't be above 4 feet to play in it and i'm 5'4" and i have to say way heavier than your average little 4 ft. tall child. anywayz, we walked in the door and i looked at the play place, then looked at the dude and said "hey dude, can i play in that thing?" and pointed to the play place. ashley busted out laughing, she didn't think i'd say sumfin like that to him.

*once again, an event that happened wid froggy. i'ma tell you guys this now: froggy's my best friend and just about every weekend we go over to each other's house and act like nuts. she's been my best friend for 3 years now. anywayz, to my story. we went to go see 8 legged freaks, and we got there like... 45 minutes early, so we got our drinks and candy and everything and went to go sit in the movie theatre. we were the very first ones in there and we went to the very front and sat down, then we decided we didn't want to sit there, so we went all the way to the back and decided we didn't want to sit there, then we went to the middle and decided we didn't want to sit THERE, so we finally decided we'd sit in the second row... close, so nobody else would sit there and so we could prop our feet up on the row in front of us. before the movie starts, they always play music and put trivia questions and ads up... i started dancing to the music like mia dances in "the princess diaries" and i would answer the questions really loud so everyone behind us in the back could hear us, then when i got the question right, i'd be like "oh yeah, i rock, i'm good". with the ads, me and froggy discovered we had the same dentist... haha. and about 10 minutes before the movie started, i turned around in my seat and stood up and waved to everybody behind me.

*at that same movie, that same day... froggy got a drink and twizzlers, and i got a drink and snow caps. for anyone who doesn't know, snow caps are like mini-hershey kisses with white sprinkles all over them... anywayz, i was eating some and throwing them up and catching them in my mouth and putting handfuls of like 6 and 7 in my mouth... and the unfortunate event happened that one fell down my shirt... ahem *cough* anywayz, i said "oh crap..." and froggy was just laughing. so needless to say i had to dig in my shirt and find it, and that looked kinda funny... and right when i rescued it, i realized there was a camera to the right of where we were sitting, pointed right where we were sitting. i told froggy and she laughed harder. grrrr...

*what's primer?

"i think you need to put some primer on it and-" papaw

"what's primer?" me

"primer is something you put on wood to keep it from-" papaw "rusting?" me